i don’t see the problem with being kidnapped and being in a dungeon for a few years? I mean that’s free housing, and you’ll probably get the dick, too!
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
me: close my door on your way out
did i allow u to have fun without me